All Along the Watchtower: A Dystopian TLIAW

A return to normal (well insofar as much as boring corruption can been as normal) after few NuDets, one civil war, and one Cheneytatorship.

Four seperate Bingo's though!
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Ah, thank you for doing the bingo card for me this time! I couldn’t figure out how to format it (I considered writing “BINGO” on the spots that formed bingos but it didn’t look right) and I didn’t see the update for about a day so I sorta gave up for this one. When the timeline concludes, I’ll return to the bingo card and review all our favorite dystopian elements.
 
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I’m realizing being primaried out doesn’t seem very possible now in the TL, unless political parties suddenly make a return (which, given the insanity that is this timeline, is a possibility I’m not ruling out)
 
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My idea to hit all the remaining bits at once...

Anatoly "Unofficial Prezzy" Preszynov
2017-2020

Growing up, Anatoly Preszynov really liked the United States. It was amazing how its people would come bouncing back, disaster after disaster.

He enlisted to become a Soviet agent; I mean, that's what much of his peers did. But unlike the others, who only wanted to take down these capitalist menaces (this was when the US was starting to decline), Preszynov wanted to become a Soviet agent so he can infiltrate the US, become its president, and fix it to the way he saw fit.

He infiltrates the US at one of the points when it wasn't being actively dunked into manure (Washington presidency, say?) and grows to love America even more. But when it falls to crap again, he decides to take action.

The guy grows in the ranks, staying under during the civil war, Lynn-tatorship, and the Enron guy. Finally, when Enron-man clearly won't get another term, he goes into action.

Gathering some willing communists from across the US, he overthrows the next guy who dared "ruin the US for the millionth time", and as President Prezzy, vows to fix the nation to the way it was before.

Political parties are reinstated, most importantly the Democratic and Republican parties, who Prezzy designs "major parties". The American people quickly warm up to Prezzy, but of course the issue of him being a Soviet agent arises during the 2020 election.

The party he's running for is irrelevant.

The American people turn on Prezzy after the revelation, stating that he is a "goddarned Russian!" and "that Soviet bastard is just here to crap on America, blowtorch it to ashes, and crap on the ashes again!"

His party loses the primaries.

Feeling hurt by the last comment in particular, the guy broadcasts on public television, just sobbing and banging his head on the presidential table. #PoutyPrezzy is trending on Redbird, the leading social media service of the USSR. Prezzy brings out a wooden chair, and leans forward. He falls on the back of the chair, breaking his neck.

Immediately after the suicide of Pressy Prezzy, his vice president William Regularname takes the oath of office. He is seen to be worse than Prezzy within a few hours of the presidency starting, and some of Prezzy's trusted communists (which have infiltrated other bits of the US government during Prezzy's ascent to power) attempt to coup the government to bring it to their standards.


It backfires massively. The United States fractures into a jigsaw puzzle of 50 pieces overnight. The remaining communist group ("Scarlet Gang") fight over how to govern the United States, now just a rump state governing over Washington, D.C. They end up killing each other.

The Soviet leader applauds (he didn't like them, by the way).

By 2022, the US is still 50 individual bits (counting Washington DC; Australia annexed Hawaii), Canada has become a refuge for fleeing Americans, Mexico is also accepting fleeing Americans, Central America is, South America is, Africa is, Europe is majority-socialist, Asia is jointly divided between a "reformed" more communist USSR, a somewhat capitalist PRC, and hardline left-wing India, and Oceania is also a refuge for fleeing Americans. Australia has successfully unified the Pacific.

The Watchtower is wheezing, weeping, and wailing. The Bingo is complete.
 
A shorter update but one of the most effective and wrenching at dashing hope. I mean, the United States is well and truly gone at this point, but Lay's moves towards democracy — even if self-serving and limited — looked like a little glimmer of hope, the light at the end of the tunnel, the suggestion that maybe things can slowly get better. So for him to not only get mired in scandal, but specifically done in by independent reporting… well, I have to imagine his successor is going to take a very different view on civil liberties.
 
My idea to hit all the remaining bits at once...

Anatoly "Unofficial Prezzy" Preszynov
2017-2020

Growing up, Anatoly Preszynov really liked the United States. It was amazing how its people would come bouncing back, disaster after disaster.

He enlisted to become a Soviet agent; I mean, that's what much of his peers did. But unlike the others, who only wanted to take down these capitalist menaces (this was when the US was starting to decline), Preszynov wanted to become a Soviet agent so he can infiltrate the US, become its president, and fix it to the way he saw fit.

He infiltrates the US at one of the points when it wasn't being actively dunked into manure (Washington presidency, say?) and grows to love America even more. But when it falls to crap again, he decides to take action.

The guy grows in the ranks, staying under during the civil war, Lynn-tatorship, and the Enron guy. Finally, when Enron-man clearly won't get another term, he goes into action.

Gathering some willing communists from across the US, he overthrows the next guy who dared "ruin the US for the millionth time", and as President Prezzy, vows to fix the nation to the way it was before.

Political parties are reinstated, most importantly the Democratic and Republican parties, who Prezzy designs "major parties". The American people quickly warm up to Prezzy, but of course the issue of him being a Soviet agent arises during the 2020 election.

The party he's running for is irrelevant.

The American people turn on Prezzy after the revelation, stating that he is a "goddarned Russian!" and "that Soviet bastard is just here to crap on America, blowtorch it to ashes, and crap on the ashes again!"

His party loses the primaries.

Feeling hurt by the last comment in particular, the guy broadcasts on public television, just sobbing and banging his head on the presidential table. #PoutyPrezzy is trending on Redbird, the leading social media service of the USSR. Prezzy brings out a wooden chair, and leans forward. He falls on the back of the chair, breaking his neck.

Immediately after the suicide of Pressy Prezzy, his vice president William Regularname takes the oath of office. He is seen to be worse than Prezzy within a few hours of the presidency starting, and some of Prezzy's trusted communists (which have infiltrated other bits of the US government during Prezzy's ascent to power) attempt to coup the government to bring it to their standards.

It backfires massively. The United States fractures into a jigsaw puzzle of 50 pieces overnight.
The remaining communist group ("Scarlet Gang") fight over how to govern the United States, now just a rump state governing over Washington, D.C. They end up killing each other.

The Soviet leader applauds (he didn't like them, by the way).

By 2022, the US is still 50 individual bits (counting Washington DC; Australia annexed Hawaii), Canada has become a refuge for fleeing Americans, Mexico is also accepting fleeing Americans, Central America is, South America is, Africa is, Europe is majority-socialist, Asia is jointly divided between a "reformed" more communist USSR, a somewhat capitalist PRC, and hardline left-wing India, and Oceania is also a refuge for fleeing Americans. Australia has successfully unified the Pacific.

The Watchtower is wheezing, weeping, and wailing. The Bingo is complete.
Is this an official update?
 
The fact that the identities of both Vidal's and Lieberman's VPs have remained hidden makes me wonder if they have more important roles that have yet to be revealed.

Given that Lynne Cheney as Secretary of Education, assumed the Presidency, I think we can safely assume that Lieberman's VP is dead
 

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Our next president will be the 46th, and very well could bring us to the present day - depending on if our writers think there's a need for a final bit of dashed hope or feel America is ready for its bad end. It's easy nowadays to see someone running as a pseudo-populist and forming a cult of personality (though I have to imagine the internet is a bit less developed in this timeline). A little harder to justify a cyberpunk corporate neo-feudalist right after Lay, that sort of bad end would probably need a reveal that our regained democracy was still rigged or a disastrous "tried to do good" president. Honestly, could see it being Sanders just to, like Washington the Second, snatch it all away.

I almost thought of Ron Paul running an anti-establishment campaign that turns out to be deep in bed with America's enemies and sells us all out while the planet cooks, but I'm assuming he and a lot of other southerners are dead or sort of off the table (maybe unfair given Lay's ties, but there's no chance Ted Cruz wins the country in this state). A dominionist who fakes economic populism could take off - there's likely a religious revival being driven by the hard times and fear of the apocalypse... Falwell?

Either way, I've very much enjoyed this. I also feel like the very talented writers or others like them, if willing, could raise everyone's spirits with an optimistic project. America sort of needs some optimism right now. Honestly, I do too.
 
The fact that the identities of both Vidal's and Lieberman's VPs have remained hidden makes me wonder if they have more important roles that have yet to be revealed.

We did this to give the next person creative autonomy. For example, if Enigma had chosen to make Lieberman’s VP known, I wouldn’t have been able to use them in the next chapter.
 
The ending goes to the present day, so I’d say there’s no real room for a sequel. Plus, this was wholly intended to be a self-contained bit of fun and not much more than just us having fun with the alternating format :p
That makes sense. Looking forward to it, well done to you all, I'll check out more of your work!
 
Bobby Kennedy Jr. would be a pretty plausible choice. Like, not a great option, but at least a believable one.
Especially since we're probably due to elect one of the handful of "Anti-Administration" freedom fighters against the Lynn-tatorship which would be the ideal circumstance for a conspiracy theorist like RFK the Lesser to get in.
 
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