Maybe in-universe there is a Patriot-Saint Valentine (okay, this may be a Jojo's Bizarre Adventure allusion since Funny Valentine is a deconstruction of patriotism) who acts like Funny Valentine.I mean I'm 99% sure that most of the people celebrating Valentine's Day in OTL aren't very concerned with Valentine's religious beliefs either...
*grumbles in Catholic*
I mean, they've dedicated their lives to enforcing the will of whatever NUSA comes up with now... so they certainly aren't wise, even if they're clever